islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

(via gabbygail15)

wimey:

i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration

(via sail0r-marz)

teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

(via sail0r-marz)

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

(Source: piplump, via sail0r-marz)

sorayraya:

cat-crusade:

i wish i lived in england!! then i’d have a cute english boyfr-

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seriously this is what they look like

(Source: svastianstan, via lettersfromthesky12)